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evilelitest2:

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

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twoheartsneverlie:

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dorksidefiker:

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abotl:

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txwatson:

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severusluver:

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gulag-nietzschean:

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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO\u2019S LOGIC AND PLATO\u2019S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE\u2019S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

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given the content of a lot of Plato\u2019s conclusions I wouldn\u2019t be surprised to learn that Plato responded to a lot of reasonable criticisms with \u201cFight me\u201d and that was the end of it.

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We\u2019re not actually sure whether Plato is his real name! Some people speculate that, because Platon means\u00a0\u201cbroad\u201d in Greek, this was actually his wrestling nick name. Basically, it\u2019s like Dwayne Johnson became a famous philosopher and everyone still called him\u00a0\u201cThe Rock\u201d.

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Can we have a movie about Plato starring Dwayne Johnson?

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You can\u2019t convince me that wouldn\u2019t be the best thing ever.

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I didn\u2019t know I needed this until now. If someone can write a decent screenplay, and we get enough people to talk about it, maybe he\u2019ll actually see it and we can kickstart the shit out of it

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Plato\u2019s name is literally just the Ancient Greek for \u2018Swol\u2019 how is this the real life

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Plato actually was mocked for being too muscled, because the\nGreeks had very exacting standards for male beauty, and he was seen as ugly for\nbeing too muscled and having a \u201crough face\u201d

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