{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Friend of the blog slash Greatest Person, Stephanie, sent me this zine from 1990 for my birthday, which is today. This thing is...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/14760444461/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://sttngfashion.tumblr.com/post/14756860889/friend-of-the-blog-slash-greatest-person\" target=\"_blank\">sttngfashion</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Friend of the blog slash Greatest Person, Stephanie, sent me this zine from 1990 for my birthday, which is today. This thing is an incredible gold mine of a 7th-grade boy\u2019s thoughts on TNG\u2019s alien races. Sample excerpt: \u201cIf I was getting married in a betazoid wedding I would be really worried because everyone would be looking at me, but there would be lots of naked women there, and I might get an erection.\u201d</p>\n<p>MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE</p>\n</blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_lwqwggK5xD1qc8a1ao1_1280_1ef3638e252e.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_lwqwggK5xD1qc8a1ao1_1280_1ef3638e252e.png", "thumbnail_width": 1024, "thumbnail_height": 1024}