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judging from recent crimes involving the game, i can only hope pokemon go makes players and normies realize it\u2019s time to finally goddamned clean up the streets

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if nintendo is willing to do a true, proper pokemon mobile game then the chances of this increase a hell of a lot

i\u2019m fine with pikachu being our generational savior if that\u2019s what it takes

\n\n“The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout ‘Save us!’… and I’ll look down and whisper 'Pika! Pika!’”"}