{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "ok so. i recently ordered something from tommywiseau.com (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/146817207393/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://nitrosplicer.tumblr.com/post/146728947904\" target=\"_blank\">nitrosplicer</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://imayhavebeenborn.tumblr.com/post/146708428949\" target=\"_blank\">imayhavebeenborn</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>ok so. i recently ordered something from <a href=\"http://www.tommywiseau.com\" target=\"_blank\">tommywiseau.com</a> (the official website of tommy wiseau, aka the man behind the seminal film of our time, The Room) and at the bottom of my order confirmation email found this:</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"307\" data-orig-width=\"623\"><img data-orig-height=\"307\" data-orig-width=\"623\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9lcm8rlIR1qmdu6s_540_93cef4777d25.png\"/></figure><p>Holy shit. so i HAD to sign up for this, obviously, and basically it is everything i expected a The Room Dating Website to be</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"193\" data-orig-width=\"540\"><img data-orig-height=\"193\" data-orig-width=\"540\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9lcrs62wx1qmdu6s_540_3610c62c9784.png\"/></figure><p>making my profile i was pleased to see that it is inclusive of all the genders: man, woman, man 2, and woman 2. you might think that this is a mere error but actually it remains consistent throughout the profile creation:</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"313\" data-orig-width=\"579\"><img data-orig-height=\"313\" data-orig-width=\"579\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9lcu5Qol41qmdu6s_540_a5128c42ebfe.png\"/></figure><p>if that\u2019s not representation i don\u2019t now what is</p>\n<p>after choosing who you want to date/chat/make friends with you get to start actually building your bio, starting with\u2026.your interests</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"434\" data-orig-width=\"697\"><img data-orig-height=\"434\" data-orig-width=\"697\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ld9hgXNv1qmdu6s_540_5399ef901c40.png\"/></figure><p>those are the apparently the most popular interests on theroomdating.com. of special note on this list to me is \u201cWatching\u201d because of its alarming vagueness. you\u2019re not \u201cWatching TV,\u201d \u201cWatching Sports,\u201d or even \u201cWatching The Room,\u201d you\u2019re just\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026Watching</p>\n<p>as for movies we have</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"436\" data-orig-width=\"700\"><img data-orig-height=\"436\" data-orig-width=\"700\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ldgpdktk1qmdu6s_540_4ac3b40c1b0a.png\"/></figure><p>fuck</p>\n<figure data-orig-height=\"143\" data-orig-width=\"290\"><img data-orig-height=\"143\" data-orig-width=\"290\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ldipxyeF1qmdu6s_540_3d5a95860d59.png\"/></figure><p>hobbies</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"436\" data-orig-width=\"711\"><img data-orig-height=\"436\" data-orig-width=\"711\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ldkgw9bq1qmdu6s_540_d7d36fe8724b.png\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"119\" data-orig-width=\"387\"><img data-orig-height=\"119\" data-orig-width=\"387\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ldm41YJo1qmdu6s_540_3f6cbd4f0038.png\"/></figure><p>FUCK</p>\n<p>lastly, the \u201cOther\u201d category has</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"428\" data-orig-width=\"697\"><img data-orig-height=\"428\" data-orig-width=\"697\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ldnvTup61qmdu6s_540_595f82fd01d3.png\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"100\" data-orig-width=\"474\"><img data-orig-height=\"100\" data-orig-width=\"474\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o9ldp7sIZq1qmdu6s_540_c43a89df27b9.png\"/></figure><p>you bet i will, tommy. <br/></p>\n<p>anyway if you\u2019re a girl or girl 2 between the ages of 18 and 100 hmu <br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>still better than tumblr</p>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_o9lcm8rlIR1qmdu6s_540_93cef4777d25.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 266}