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jewishzevran:

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grandenchanterfiona:

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I want a high fantasy movie where everyone talks with Southern US accents instead of British ones.

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The Dwarves though, they can get Minnesotan accents.

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ok but picture this: elves with brooklyn accents

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\u201cHey HEY I\u2019m castin\u2019 here, what\u2019d\u2019you \u2013 listen, my pop and I serve the Great Tree goin\u2019 back six hundred fuckin\u2019 years so if you got a problem with our fuckin\u2019 magic you don\u2019t fuckin\u2019 come down here into our fuckin\u2019 grove to gimme shit about it.

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\u201cRight? You don\u2019t see me fuckin\u2019 goin\u2019 into your shitty man-stables and tellin\u2019 you how to milk horses, do ya? So instead you come down here, disrespect me, disrespect my pa, and how\u00a0\u2018bout you stop fuckin\u2019 disrespectin\u2019 the Great Fuckin\u2019 Tree that grew whens\u2019t the world was young and carries all our fates\u00a0\u2018n its boughs, okay?

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\u201cI said, \u2018okay?\u2019

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\u201cOkay, now fuck off.\u201d

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