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ilikedthewayhegaveback:

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unicorn-a-licious:

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grungespuud:

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YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL,
\nWHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE.
\nTHIS. FUCKING. THING.
\nITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD.
\nTHIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE.
\nTHIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO.
\nFUCK.

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what a shrektacular piece of jewelry\u00a0

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all that glitters is gold

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