{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson Rock Star  Washington crossed the Delaware River Washington acted like a Rock Star  Washington made...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/145067247112/", "html": "<iframe width=\"500\" height=\"375\"  id=\"youtube_iframe\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/sbFbzvk_En0?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen title=\"Rock Star\"></iframe>\n<p><b>Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson</b><br/><em>Rock Star</em><br/></p><blockquote><p>Washington crossed the Delaware River<br/>Washington acted like a<br/>Rock Star<br/></p><p>Washington made America deliver<br/>Washington tried to be a <br/>Rock Star</p><p>But all the fame that he had won<br/>it wasn\u2019t really any fun<br/>soon the people started turning<br/>(woah-oh-oh)</p><p>that boy who couldn\u2019t tell a lie<br/>two terms and then he said goodbye<br/>Georgie went back to Mount Vernon<br/>(woooooahhh)</p><p>why don\u2019t you just shoot me in the head<br/>\u2018cause you know I\u2019d be better off dead<br/>if there\u2019s really no place in America<br/>for a celebrity of the first rank</p><p>Ladies and gentlemen!<br/>Governor!<br/>Andrew!<br/>Jackson!<br/>(yeeah)</p><p>That\u2019s right motherfuckers<br/>Jackson\u2019s back!</p><p>one-two-three</p><p>John Adams tried to be an American idol<br/>Jefferson tried to be a<br/>Rock Star</p><p>Madison tried to make the presidency vital<br/>and James Monroe was a<br/>DOUCHEBAG</p><p>the story always ends the same<br/>it\u2019s hard to handle all that fame<br/>if you don\u2019t really have it in you<br/>(woah-oh-oh)</p><p>there\u2019s no place in democracy<br/>for your brand of aristocracy<br/>take that shit back to Virginia<br/>(or Massachusetts, beyotch!)</p><p>why don\u2019t you just shoot me in the head<br/>\u2018cause you know I\u2019d be better off dead<br/>if there\u2019s really no place in America<br/>for a celebrity of the first rank</p><p>you can\u2019t just be a founding father<br/>(would you like to see my stimulus package?)<br/>when everybody wants you to be their father</p><p>you can\u2019t just be a founding father<br/>(I\u2019m gonna fill you with POPULA-JISM!)<br/>when everybody wants you to be their father</p><p>why don\u2019t you just shoot me in the head<br/>\u2018cause you know I\u2019d be better off dead<br/>if there\u2019s really no place in America<br/>for a celebrity of the first rank</p><p>(crosstalk medley)</p></blockquote><p>man, can you imagine if this musical was written by an actual songwriter?<br/></p><p>Lin-Manuel Miranda rates like one win and two places in the filk competition at an off-season con and look where it got him<br/></p>"}