{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around. \u2022 /r/Showerthoughts", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/144895814313/", "html": "<a href=\"https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4kuxr1/why_are_wedding_dresses_bought_and_tuxedos_rented/\">Why are wedding dresses bought and tuxedos rented? The utility of each is such that it should be the other way around. \u2022 /r/Showerthoughts</a>\n<p><a href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/144894849799/why-are-wedding-dresses-bought-and-tuxedos-rented\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><blockquote><p>Women\n keep the wedding dress in case they have a nervous breakdown. It\u2019s no \ngood having a nervous breakdown if you don\u2019t have a wedding dress to put\n on so you can smear lipstick all over your face and go wander the \nstreets in the rain. </p></blockquote></blockquote>"}