{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Do they let people with no relevant experience whatsoever work in Antarctica? Does anyone want to go do menial work in...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/144498012973/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://davidsevera.tumblr.com/post/144497805529\" target=\"_blank\">davidsevera</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://davidsevera.tumblr.com/post/144496810634\" target=\"_blank\">davidsevera</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Do they let people with no relevant experience whatsoever work in Antarctica? Does anyone want to go do menial work in Antarctica with me?<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>\n<a title=\"Kontextmaschine\" href=\"http://kontextmaschine.tumblr.com/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a> said: <a href=\"http://everything2.com/title/How+to+get+to+Antarctica?author_id=1269886#iceowl\" target=\"_blank\">everything2.com/title/H\u2026 <br/></a></p>\n<p><a href=\"http://everything2.com/title/How+to+get+to+Antarctica?author_id=1269886#iceowl\" target=\"_blank\">\n</a><a title=\"Kontextmaschine\" href=\"http://kontextmaschine.tumblr.com/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a> said: dude did the thing and wrote a bunch of nodes about it, worth reading through his other stuff. <br/></p>\n<blockquote><p>\nThere is usually a 10 to 30X applicant to job ratio, so competition is fierce and aiming low doesn\u2019t help. \u00a0There are <a title=\"trial lawyers\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/trial+lawyers\" target=\"_blank\">trial lawyers</a> who spend seasons as <a title=\"janitors\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/janitors\" target=\"_blank\">janitors</a>, and <a title=\"wartime news correspondents\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/wartime+news+correspondents\" target=\"_blank\">wartime news correspondents</a> who bus tables in <a title=\"the 155 galley\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/the+155+galley\" target=\"_blank\">the 155 galley</a> just to get to <a title=\"the ice\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/the+ice\" target=\"_blank\">the ice</a>. It seems to many the best way to get the attention of a hiring manager at <a title=\"RPSC\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/RPSC\" target=\"_blank\"> Raytheon Polar Services Company</a> is either to have a skill they\u2019re in desperate need of, or to know someone.\n\n<br/></p></blockquote>\n<p>Naturally.<br/></p>\n<p><a href=\"http://everything2.com/title/Antarctic+hygiene\" target=\"_blank\">On the other hand</a>:</p>\n<blockquote> Learn to love disco. \u00a0For reasons beyond the ability to calculate rational fact, <a title=\"ABBA\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/ABBA\" target=\"_blank\">ABBA</a> is the official mascot band in <a title=\"Antarctica\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/Antarctica\" target=\"_blank\">Antarctica</a>. \u00a0When you least expect it, reasonable life-loving people will don <a title=\"day glo wigs\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/day+glo+wigs\" target=\"_blank\">day glo wigs</a> and <a title=\"polyester\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/polyester\" target=\"_blank\">polyester</a> and <a title=\"boogie down\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/boogie+down\" target=\"_blank\">boogie down</a> to the likes of <a title=\"DANCING QUEEN\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/DANCING+QUEEN\" target=\"_blank\">DANCING QUEEN</a>, and <a title=\"FERNANDO\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/FERNANDO\" target=\"_blank\">FERNANDO</a>. \u00a0You will then remember that since the <a title=\"Air Force\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/Air+Force\" target=\"_blank\">Air Force</a>\n ceased antarctic operations in 1998, you are on a continent without \nammunition. However, there is no crime in Antarctica because there is no\n law, so the <a title=\"cognitive dissonance\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/cognitive+dissonance\" target=\"_blank\">cognitive dissonance</a> can be fantastic.</blockquote>\n<p>I think they should let me go on the basis of being an ABBA fan alone.</p>\n<p><a href=\"http://everything2.com/title/Antarctic+physical+qualification\" target=\"_blank\">Also</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>\nAll personnel with <a title=\"blood type O+\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/blood+type+O%252B\" target=\"_blank\">blood type O+</a> deploying to the ice sign a waiver agreeing to be considered part of the \u201cwalking <a title=\"blood bank\" href=\"http://everything2.com/title/blood+bank\" target=\"_blank\">blood bank</a>\u201d, and can be called on at any time for a donation.\n</p></blockquote>\n<p>(I think he means O-.)<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>he\u2019s the guy from whom I learned the South Pole <a href=\"http://everything2.com/title/Things+nobody+tells+you+about+the+south+pole?author_id=1269886#iceowl\" target=\"_blank\">repeatedly gets stolen as a souvenir by rich tourists</a>, which is some DuckTales shit<br/></p>"}