{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "welcome to the first annual terrible political compass charts competition, post your horrible charts below", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/144017266223/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://im-just-a-reaction.tumblr.com/post/143989150774\" target=\"_blank\">im-just-a-reaction</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://dj-foot-fetish-fursona.tumblr.com/post/143966494203\" target=\"_blank\">dj-foot-fetish-fursona</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://altctrldelete.tumblr.com/post/143958641751\" target=\"_blank\">altctrldelete</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://leviathan-supersystem.tumblr.com/post/143956433629\" target=\"_blank\">leviathan-supersystem</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://terruer.tumblr.com/post/143943838773\" target=\"_blank\">terruer</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143931764973\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://comradicalism.tumblr.com/post/143931695516\" target=\"_blank\">comradicalism</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143930919748\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143930702268\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143930520758\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143930302243\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://comradicalism.tumblr.com/post/143930068616\" target=\"_blank\">comradicalism</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://comradicalism.tumblr.com/post/143929754571\" target=\"_blank\">comradicalism</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143929120873\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://null-neurosis.tumblr.com/post/143929071413\" target=\"_blank\">null-neurosis</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143922725268\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://nilvoid.tumblr.com/post/143922591960\" target=\"_blank\">nilvoid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://nilvoid.tumblr.com/post/143922341890\" target=\"_blank\">nilvoid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143918513483\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://qorvid.tumblr.com/post/143916108083\" target=\"_blank\">qorvid</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>welcome to the first annual terrible political compass charts competition, post your horrible charts below</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"424\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/94884e0a6a5d7076b13cd91e2cf78e99/tumblr_inline_o6qdb0yeH21ra3fp3_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzhxvNAv1qdlop9_540_da3ca3d53677.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"424\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/94884e0a6a5d7076b13cd91e2cf78e99/tumblr_inline_o6qdb0yeH21ra3fp3_540.jpg\"/></figure></p>\n<p>im shitting myself those axis are so terrible</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9d65959757ee85954947104bccc5076/tumblr_inline_o6qhly6EIT1qfy30p_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzhyJp2C1qdlop9_540_b0c3b4cf951a.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/b9d65959757ee85954947104bccc5076/tumblr_inline_o6qhly6EIT1qfy30p_540.jpg\"/></figure></p>\n<p>this comes from kotakuinaction apparently</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>okay here\u2019s a real one</p>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"341\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/b7fbb318ba77036c66ebea0b8715570c/tumblr_inline_o6qhug0sue1qfy30p_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzhzJgNO1qdlop9_540_717cf55e4341.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"341\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/b7fbb318ba77036c66ebea0b8715570c/tumblr_inline_o6qhug0sue1qfy30p_540.jpg\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>im fucking losin it</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>good to see that political alignment is a normal distribution</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>stalin and hitler confirmed for most common humans</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"213\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/f7720592c697976e39f82943fa4912bb/tumblr_inline_o6qqgmCX1i1r8l0hs_540.png\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzhzn4qm1qdlop9_540_cddcfc01e1b3.png\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"213\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/f7720592c697976e39f82943fa4912bb/tumblr_inline_o6qqgmCX1i1r8l0hs_540.png\"/></figure></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Well this is what my 10th grade history teacher taught me</p>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"473\" data-orig-width=\"490\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f2f88129272394d2d4c7343c449d13b/tumblr_inline_o6qqugI0Dj1r8l0hs_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzhz7F3b1qdlop9_540_88fe1a5c1fc6.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"473\" data-orig-width=\"490\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/8f2f88129272394d2d4c7343c449d13b/tumblr_inline_o6qqugI0Dj1r8l0hs_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>And then this is just fucked up</p>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"455\" data-orig-width=\"507\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/38f127e651865520fd8472bf8cefe003/tumblr_inline_o6qqvsPSNM1r8l0hs_540.gif\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi1Id7A1qdlop9_540_60c1c8d8c2c1.gif\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"455\" data-orig-width=\"507\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/38f127e651865520fd8472bf8cefe003/tumblr_inline_o6qqvsPSNM1r8l0hs_540.gif\"/></figure><p>And apparently anarchism is super right wing and fascism is leftist</p>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"232\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/7c4bbe380bebcdb4cdbf122e76925fbe/tumblr_inline_o6qqx2KaxD1r8l0hs_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi1f6aB1qdlop9_540_937bc8b781a7.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"232\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/7c4bbe380bebcdb4cdbf122e76925fbe/tumblr_inline_o6qqx2KaxD1r8l0hs_540.jpg\"/></figure><p><br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>they just keep getting worse</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/c9a2df8814b09f61c2184011278a2447/tumblr_inline_o6qrk8bLQK1ra3fp3_540.png\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi1VtZw1qdlop9_540_60eba9286f85.png\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/c9a2df8814b09f61c2184011278a2447/tumblr_inline_o6qrk8bLQK1ra3fp3_540.png\"/></figure></p>\n<p>ok this one actually gave me a real life headache</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"360\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/a182ced448b8521865e9c19f02deb196/tumblr_inline_o6qrtiejTj1ra3fp3_540.png\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi1pp5p1qdlop9_540_d42a218f1704.png\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"360\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/a182ced448b8521865e9c19f02deb196/tumblr_inline_o6qrtiejTj1ra3fp3_540.png\"/></figure></p>\n<p>i might have to stop this</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"270\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/438b6a36eb57f075a3a049653fea83ee/tumblr_inline_o6qs57OZX11ra3fp3_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi2rWfk1qdlop9_540_cef6635cd0d7.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"270\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/438b6a36eb57f075a3a049653fea83ee/tumblr_inline_o6qs57OZX11ra3fp3_540.jpg\"/></figure></p>\n<p>the freedom and slavery axis has me losing my fucking shit somehow anarchism is worse than nazism</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>okay i think we can all agree that this is the only true political compass tho</p>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"395\" data-orig-width=\"500\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/d01a38c2f1ad4a7fc2b2250b11ee4474/tumblr_inline_o6qthcX8rp1r8l0hs_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi3fsB61qdlop9_540_8e42aaad7e33.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"395\" data-orig-width=\"500\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/d01a38c2f1ad4a7fc2b2250b11ee4474/tumblr_inline_o6qthcX8rp1r8l0hs_540.jpg\"/></figure><p><br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>we can not and this is why</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"318\" data-orig-width=\"500\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/8dd59abbc4ac9d9c855b01aeb1790f4d/tumblr_inline_o6qtm6w2j81ra3fp3_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi3S2rB1qdlop9_540_79c54b9720b2.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"318\" data-orig-width=\"500\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/8dd59abbc4ac9d9c855b01aeb1790f4d/tumblr_inline_o6qtm6w2j81ra3fp3_540.jpg\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"360\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/ce28828c6a7b9b8fbf2ba1a2568a847a/tumblr_inline_o6rft86U641twq7qh_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi35KpB1qdlop9_540_d01f863f1100.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"360\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/ce28828c6a7b9b8fbf2ba1a2568a847a/tumblr_inline_o6rft86U641twq7qh_540.jpg\"/></figure></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"640\" data-orig-width=\"526\" 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data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/8af347fa12c62028340204f3e74736fb/tumblr_mwjmy5lVA41rp4sdgo1_500.gif\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi5UsuR1qdlop9_540_512954fd66b6.gif\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"439\" data-orig-width=\"417\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/8af347fa12c62028340204f3e74736fb/tumblr_mwjmy5lVA41rp4sdgo1_500.gif\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"405\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/0fe6e155b413f6a9d6fb8ede28a13145/tumblr_inline_o6ruodEwCO1qd2z2m_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi5rzig1qdlop9_540_9a8057c96095.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"405\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/0fe6e155b413f6a9d6fb8ede28a13145/tumblr_inline_o6ruodEwCO1qd2z2m_540.jpg\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"329\" data-orig-width=\"437\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/148912cf1d6636c6ac869a75ba9b12fb/tumblr_inline_o6ruo2OVds1qd2z2m_540.png\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi5rWoS1qdlop9_540_4e0174ee0868.png\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"329\" data-orig-width=\"437\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/148912cf1d6636c6ac869a75ba9b12fb/tumblr_inline_o6ruo2OVds1qd2z2m_540.png\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"463\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/e361699a68d94052b5689cf3abab0c84/tumblr_inline_o6rulo8bBm1qd2z2m_540.png\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi6dYIa1qdlop9_540_7dd39ef5b5be.png\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"463\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/e361699a68d94052b5689cf3abab0c84/tumblr_inline_o6rulo8bBm1qd2z2m_540.png\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"398\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/303a3e24bea6978fedd7f21cf50b8219/tumblr_inline_o6rujkgBTl1qd2z2m_540.jpg\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi6PaTQ1qdlop9_540_e3ad853626c5.jpg\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"398\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/303a3e24bea6978fedd7f21cf50b8219/tumblr_inline_o6rujkgBTl1qd2z2m_540.jpg\"/></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/30c344494130f1eb4dfe73a67b5e9cb6/tumblr_inline_o6rucciiFJ1qd2z2m_540.png\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pagzi6GF321qdlop9_540_1f46687ecb2c.png\" class=\"\" data-orig-height=\"540\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/30c344494130f1eb4dfe73a67b5e9cb6/tumblr_inline_o6rucciiFJ1qd2z2m_540.png\"/></figure></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>FBT TMWMKWBVFFor UNNVVJKO</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>reblog this post if you are part of the cRaZy zOnE</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"925\" data-orig-width=\"1857\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o6t4z4HWZ61rom5zk_540_fc2705b0e07f.png\" data-orig-height=\"925\" data-orig-width=\"1857\"/></figure></p><p>next level political compass tag yourselves<br/><br/>i\u2019m hitler, gandhi, Stalin, Jesus and everyone else all at once!</p>\n</blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_o6qag2O5GO1rl3vbdo1_400_a1c1e3418bc1.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.comhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/94884e0a6a5d7076b13cd91e2cf78e99/tumblr_inline_o6qdb0yeH21ra3fp3_540.jpg"}