{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Finally,\nit\u2019s here. Who knew something so beautiful and well-designed could arrive in a\nbox?\n 100\nnight trial. 100% satisfaction...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/143678932123/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://cocoonbysealy.tumblr.com/post/140762008861\" target=\"_blank\">cocoonbysealy</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Finally,\nit\u2019s here. Who knew something so beautiful and well-designed could arrive in a\nbox?</p>\n<p>100\nnight trial. 100% satisfaction guarantee. See more at <a href=\"https://ad.doubleclick.net/ddm/trackclk/N339.291098TUMBLR/B9517565.129313865;dc_trk_aid=302776153;dc_trk_cid=69623548;dc_lat=;dc_rdid=;tag_for_child_directed_treatment=\" target=\"_blank\">cocoonbysealy.com</a> </p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>google maps. that\u2019s gotta be the angle in for this ad. my parents were in town for a week and they rented a SUV to hit up furniture stores</p><p>in Portland (so)<br/></p><p>and we looked them up on Google Maps<br/></p><p>that is the only angle I can think of that the machine would know so precisely<br/></p><p>(an interesting thing if you click through there: in all the photos the set decoration is the idealized modern bobo style <i>with the exception of bedframes</i>, which are the authentically cheap takes on that style the target market would actually have)</p><p>I almost fell for this buying a washer with the fancy HE crap, thank God I was a child of the long consumer activist \u201870s and knew to compare numbers and get a Speed Queen<br/></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_o3sjf2W1Gd1v7q4a6o1_1280_f822e63afef6.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_o3sjf2W1Gd1v7q4a6o1_1280_f822e63afef6.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 854}