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google maps. that’s gotta be the angle in for this ad. my parents were in town for a week and they rented a SUV to hit up furniture stores

in Portland (so)

and we looked them up on Google Maps

that is the only angle I can think of that the machine would know so precisely

(an interesting thing if you click through there: in all the photos the set decoration is the idealized modern bobo style with the exception of bedframes, which are the authentically cheap takes on that style the target market would actually have)

I almost fell for this buying a washer with the fancy HE crap, thank God I was a child of the long consumer activist ‘70s and knew to compare numbers and get a Speed Queen