{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "This song, which was recorded in the degenerate Roaring Twenties, is my new problematic fave. (I literally can\u2019t stop listening,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/143042636298/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://deusvulture.tumblr.com/post/143035171556/this-song-which-was-recorded-in-the-degenerate\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">deusvulture</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>This song, which was recorded in the degenerate Roaring Twenties, is my new problematic fave. (I literally can\u2019t stop listening, send help)<br/></p><p>Lyrics:</p><blockquote><p>Hey, hey, women are going mad today<br/>Hey, hey, fellas are just as bad, I\u2019ll say<br/>Go anywhere, just stand and stare<br/>You\u2019ll say they\u2019re bugs when you look at the clothes they wear</p><p>Masculine women, feminine men<br/>Which is the rooster, which is the hen?<br/>It\u2019s hard to tell them apart today, and say,</p><p>Sister is busy learning to shave<br/>Brother just loves his permanent wave<br/>It\u2019s hard to tell them apart today, hey hey</p><p>Girls were girls and boys were boys when I was a tot<br/>Now we don\u2019t know who is who, or even what\u2019s what<br/>Knickers and trousers, baggy and wide<br/>Nobody knows who\u2019s walking inside<br/>Those masculine women and feminine men</p><p>Stop, look, listen and you\u2019ll agree with me<br/>Things are not what they used to be, you\u2019ll see<br/>You say hello to Uncle Joe<br/>Then look again and you\u2019ll find it\u2019s your Auntie Flo</p><p>Masculine women, feminine men<br/>Which is the rooster, which is the hen?<br/>It\u2019s hard to tell them apart today, and say<br/>Auntie is smoking, rolling her own<br/>Uncle is always buying cologne<br/>It\u2019s hard to tell them apart today, hey hey</p><p>You go in to give your girl a kiss in the hall<br/>But instead you find you\u2019re kissing her brother Paul<br/>Ma\u2019s got a sweater up to her chin<br/>Pa\u2019s got a girdle holding him in<br/>Those masculine women and feminine men</p><p>Now wifey is playing billiards and pool<br/>Hubby is dressing the kiddies for school<br/>It\u2019s hard to tell them apart today, hey hey</p><p>Since the Prince of Wales in ladies\u2019 dresses was seen<br/>What does he intend to be - the king or the queen? Haha!<br/>My grandmother buys those tailor-made clothes<br/>Grandfather tries to smell like a rose<br/>Those masculine women and feminine men</p></blockquote></blockquote>"}