you cant fuck anything from will vinton’s claymation comedy of horrors. its not usual for me to link videos here but i feel that, while my audience may consist largely of shitsaying webfools deprived of the common sense not to try and fuck that which should not be fucked, one more thing i would not wish anyone to be deprived of is this little known masterpiece. a 1991 animated tv special featuring not only an array of unfuckable creatures, but some of the most fluid and yet most revolting stop motion i have ever seen. it was intended to be the first in a series of shorts about despicable con artist furries wilshire pig and sheldon the snail, who for some unknowable reason never caught on. happy halloween to all the pals, buddys, friendos, buckos and chums what follow this blog. dont fuck anything i wouldnt fuck.
ive got something very special to share with you my dear, wretched acolytes, on this day of festivity where gods can be murdered, oviposition is rampant and anything (except fucking osmosis jones) is possible. i was informed by several of you after making this post that our pal wilshire pig does in fact feature in will vinton’s A Claymation Easter, which i cant actually find online, but what i did find by searching for it is a deviantart account with a level of noble dedication and commitment to an idea to rival the sistine chapel
i think we can all agree that eggs are played-out shit and batmaiden.deviantart.com is the true gift of this holiday
