{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I know I have said this before but you could base all the bosses in a video game off of caricatures of Theodore Roosevelt.\n...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/141568668818/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://murder-core-power-funeral.tumblr.com/post/139744207454\" target=\"_blank\">murder-core-power-funeral</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p>I know I have said this before but you could base all the bosses in a video game off of caricatures of Theodore Roosevelt.</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"610\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/f408d105da43f1f0b1decc0b81b6af38/tumblr_inline_o2wzr99xJE1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-height=\"610\" data-orig-width=\"540\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils3qtjz1qdlop9_540_28bdc301b134.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/f408d105da43f1f0b1decc0b81b6af38/tumblr_inline_o2wzr99xJE1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>Theodore of the Twisting Violence</p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"373\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/f48e5442f0db7f126f69995f904764e4/tumblr_inline_o2wzssbZ9j1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-height=\"373\" data-orig-width=\"540\" alt=\"image\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils3m9Qy1qdlop9_540_adf99408ac26.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/f48e5442f0db7f126f69995f904764e4/tumblr_inline_o2wzssbZ9j1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>Theodore the Elephant Warrior</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"426\" class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/70c8a0171ee1f86e577216fa2dfa3ee9/tumblr_inline_o2wzvbCkqh1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"426\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils3BHDq1qdlop9_540_bf60ddf64c17.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/70c8a0171ee1f86e577216fa2dfa3ee9/tumblr_inline_o2wzvbCkqh1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>Theodore the Train Grappler</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"643\" class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/78be236b78c5943b05f587db667e7b30/tumblr_inline_o2wzywJbZR1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"643\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils4FNyz1qdlop9_540_5b8accd4c20a.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/78be236b78c5943b05f587db667e7b30/tumblr_inline_o2wzywJbZR1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>The Theodores Three</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"350\" class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/06a1ab5b7344523fd3cfc4e5094ad60b/tumblr_inline_o2x03lyLLa1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"350\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils4g1Ju1qdlop9_540_863cc6db2a8f.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/06a1ab5b7344523fd3cfc4e5094ad60b/tumblr_inline_o2x03lyLLa1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"356\" class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/2bac522d276da920c80e35970f2f1f5f/tumblr_inline_o2x07l6HOb1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"356\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils4kD8j1qdlop9_540_1cd0a48076f0.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/2bac522d276da920c80e35970f2f1f5f/tumblr_inline_o2x07l6HOb1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>Theodore of Barbar</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"715\" class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/0dea38d3a701c3fc39a587e321c7b706/tumblr_inline_o2x0qvagss1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"715\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils5ALdt1qdlop9_540_7fc93c20ed0f.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/0dea38d3a701c3fc39a587e321c7b706/tumblr_inline_o2x0qvagss1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>Theodore the Centaur with guns.</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"356\" class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/5639aff1f4b88c700f724ea4e3492cf3/tumblr_inline_o2x0rx69gU1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"><img data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"356\" src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_o4ils5HYv81qdlop9_540_a4df043c5b1b.jpg\" data-orig-src=\"https://64.media.tumblr.com/5639aff1f4b88c700f724ea4e3492cf3/tumblr_inline_o2x0rx69gU1rhgkpj_540.jpg\"/></figure><p>And the Super Columbia Dreadnought Roosevelt <br/></p>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.comhttps://64.media.tumblr.com/f408d105da43f1f0b1decc0b81b6af38/tumblr_inline_o2wzr99xJE1rhgkpj_540.jpg"}