{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "At karaoke night, early 50s guy sidles up to me at the bar, tries to remember a song\n\n - from the \u201880s \n- rock \n- about a girl...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/140846686268/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/140846396928/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>At karaoke night, early 50s guy sidles up to me at the bar, tries to remember a song</p>\n\n<p>- from the \u201880s<br/>\n- rock<br/>\n- about a girl<br/>\n- they keep saying her name<br/>\n- 2 syllables</p>\n\n<p>he wants to remake it about Bernie. \u201ccause Hillary, <em>fuck that</em>\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>T3 is on AMC and he looked up and punched his friend: \u201cIf Arnold could run!\u201d his friend agreed: \u201cIf Arnold could run.\u201d</p><p>Now they\u2019re doing \u201cChina Grove\u201d</p>"}