{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I\u2019m pleased to announce my brand new product line of makeup for nerds, anoRAKISH:  Batman Wore Eye Shadow. Are You Saying You\u2019re...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/140729615598/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://davidsevera.tumblr.com/post/140728674479/im-pleased-to-announce-my-brand-new-product-line\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">davidsevera</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019m pleased to announce my brand new product line of makeup for nerds, <b>anoRAKISH:</b><br/></p><ul><li><b>Batman Wore Eye Shadow. Are You Saying You\u2019re Better Than Batman?:</b> It\u2019s Eye Shadow for Nerds!</li><li><b>Gloss in the Shell:</b> It\u2019s Lip Gloss for Nerds!<br/></li><li><b>Damn, There Really Aren\u2019t Many Male Characters We Can Reference for This One:</b> It\u2019s Lipstick for Nerds!<br/></li><li><b>Mascara on Eden Prime:</b> It\u2019s Mascara for Nerds!</li><li><b>/b/lush:</b> It\u2019s Blush for Nerds!<br/></li><li><b>Don\u2019t Tell Your Aunt What You Think of The Big Bang Theory, It\u2019s Just Not Worth It:</b> It\u2019s Concealer for Nerds!<br/></li><li><b>The Foundation Trilogy by Isaac Asimov:</b> It\u2019s Foundation for Nerds!</li></ul><p>Please buy something. I stuck my neck out on this and if I can\u2019t convince a bunch of you geeks to defy gender norms my bosses at Maybelline say they\u2019re going to break my thumbs.<br/></p></blockquote>"}