davidsevera:

I’m pleased to announce my brand new product line of makeup for nerds, anoRAKISH:

• Batman Wore Eye Shadow. Are You Saying You’re Better Than Batman?: It’s Eye Shadow for Nerds!
• Gloss in the Shell: It’s Lip Gloss for Nerds!
  
• Damn, There Really Aren’t Many Male Characters We Can Reference for This One: It’s Lipstick for Nerds!
  
• Mascara on Eden Prime: It’s Mascara for Nerds!
• /b/lush: It’s Blush for Nerds!
  
• Don’t Tell Your Aunt What You Think of The Big Bang Theory, It’s Just Not Worth It: It’s Concealer for Nerds!
  
• The Foundation Trilogy by Isaac Asimov: It’s Foundation for Nerds!

Please buy something. I stuck my neck out on this and if I can’t convince a bunch of you geeks to defy gender norms my bosses at Maybelline say they’re going to break my thumbs.