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taylorswift:

sarahwearsamask:

Yeh MOM??? taylorswift

Isn’t that just the normal way to hold cellular phones?
I’m very confused now. I’m going to work on my cross stitch for a while to get my mind off of it.
By the way, young lady, shouldn’t you be asleep at this hour?

Okay so maybe I see your point.
But only when I have my reading glasses on.

Taylor Swift is her audience as they see themselves, that’s her thing she’s her audience as they see themselves, and when her audience comes around to seeing themselves as fuckable office moms (and they will, and it will blindside you because you’ll expect 2020 to act like 2015 same as you expected 2015 to act like 1998) she will be the MOST fuckable office mom holy shit

OK you know how she has distinct looks for each 2 year album/tour cycle? The 1989 tour ended on December 12, and since then her styling’s subtly changed such that her nasiolabial folds and superficial neck muscles are noticeably more prominent. Just saying.

(She’s 26, which is sliiiightly above American mothers’ mean age at first birth. I’m not even going to bother trying to work out the number for unmarried non-Hispanic white non-college centimillionaires.)