{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Area Man Consults Internet Whenever Possible", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/135996742228/", "html": "<a href=\"http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-consults-internet-whenever-possible-1515\">Area Man Consults Internet Whenever Possible</a>\n<p><a href=\"http://argumate.tumblr.com/post/135963317634/area-man-consults-internet-whenever-possible\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The Onion circa 2000. Not so funny now.</p></blockquote>"}