{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "astrology is just medieval clickbait", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/135701737793/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://thetowndrugdealer.tumblr.com/post/134266223984\" target=\"_blank\">thetowndrugdealer</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://gotitforcheap.tumblr.com/post/134244888564\" target=\"_blank\">gotitforcheap</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://gotitforcheap.tumblr.com/post/134243809164\" target=\"_blank\">gotitforcheap</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\n\nastrology is just medieval clickbait<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><b>old hag travelling merchant: </b>come hither young man, let me tell thy about how the stars and the month you were born in make you kind of a dick</p>\n<p><b>medieval soldier:</b>\u00a0uh\u2026\u2026i\u2019m listening</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>old hag travelling merchant: Taurus, Leo, Libra, scorpio, Gemini, Capricorn </p>\n<p>medieval soldier: Cancer, Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces</p>\n</blockquote>"}