thetowndrugdealer:

gotitforcheap:

gotitforcheap:

astrology is just medieval clickbait

old hag travelling merchant: come hither young man, let me tell thy about how the stars and the month you were born in make you kind of a dick

medieval soldier: uh……i’m listening

old hag travelling merchant: Taurus, Leo, Libra, scorpio, Gemini, Capricorn

medieval soldier: Cancer, Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces