apricops:

this week has been like a series of drill posts

“as the admin of the OFFICIAL silent hill wiki i am infuriated that my circumcision theories are not treated with respect”

“search all you want pigs, youll never find the forbidden Wu-Tang Album I earned by sharing insider trade secrets”

“poeple calling me out for taking bones from the ole cemetery. theyre just sitting there. nobody was using them. the rain washed them up”