{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "NRA Visits Colorado Police Evidence Room To Check Up On Rifle Used In Planned Parenthood Shooting", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/134390687443/", "html": "<a href=\"http://www.theonion.com/article/nra-visits-colorado-police-evidence-room-check-rif-51924\">NRA Visits Colorado Police Evidence Room To Check Up On Rifle Used In Planned Parenthood Shooting</a>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIt\u2019s a little shaken up, but it should be okay\u2014thank God,\u201d said NRA \nexecutive vice president Wayne LaPierre, who appeared visibly distressed\n while kneeling down next to the assault-style rifle and gently placing \nhis hand on the stock. \u201cI\u2019ve just been worried sick since I heard about \nthe incident. It looks like it was dropped pretty hard, and it\u2019s barely \ngot any bullets left, but at least it\u2019s resting safely now. I might just\n sleep here tonight to keep an eye on it.\u201d LaPierre told reporters that \nhe would do everything he could to help the rifle return home and get \nback working again soon.</p></blockquote><p>AWWWWWWWWWW<br/></p>"}