{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "i don\u2019t intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here\u2019s my will:\n all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/132517567028/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://roachpatrol.tumblr.com/post/131183850607\" target=\"_blank\">roachpatrol</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p>i don\u2019t intend to die anytime soon but just in case, here\u2019s my will:</p>\n<p>all my money goes to the dude at my funeral who tells the best eulogy, as voted by other funeral attendees. any genre is acceptable but paranormal erotica is highly encouraged.\u00a0</p>\n<p>the runner-up gets my corpse.\u00a0</p>\n</blockquote>"}