{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/130806014188/", "html": "\n<video  id='embed-69bf9153d4110414188671' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='500' height='281' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nrjvj1pUyt1se3pgk_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{\"autoheight\":null,\"duration\":57,\"hdUrl\":false,\"filmstrip\":{\"url\":\"https://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nrjvj1pUyt1se3pgk_filmstrip.jpg\",\"width\":\"200\",\"height\":\"112\"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' controls>\n    <source src=\"/media/tumblr_nrjvj1pUyt1se3pgk_30dd3bb7ae31.mp4\" type=\"video/mp4\">\n</video>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://scar-from-the-father.tumblr.com/post/124672822308\" target=\"_blank\">scar-from-the-father</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://sombras-return.tumblr.com/post/124670935029\" target=\"_blank\">sombras-return</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://jiinsy.tumblr.com/post/124627453048\" target=\"_blank\">jiinsy</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://cutthoatclassics.tumblr.com/post/124589953938\" target=\"_blank\">cutthoatclassics</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://thahalfrican.tumblr.com/post/124584248036\" target=\"_blank\">thahalfrican</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://loanlyish.tumblr.com/post/124583762773\" target=\"_blank\">loanlyish</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p></p>\n<p>bruh.</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"300\" data-orig-height=\"300\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_nrsp4wVMnL1rt5rx2_500_0d61d4ae31cb.gif\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"300\" data-orig-height=\"300\"/></figure>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Lmao that\u2019s actually hella sick!</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>this guy was definitely paying attention in 3rd grade music class</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><figure data-orig-width=\"240\" data-orig-height=\"287\" data-tumblr-attribution=\"onefuckinghundred:AfWuhhSssAA3o9CxNp1jOA:ZI_Hpq1bruRNM\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_niu4h5kP2n1sel756o1_250_1cf7751b3db2.gif\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"240\" data-orig-height=\"287\"/></figure></p>\n<p>OH SHIT!!</p>\n<p>Hitler\u2019s involved!<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>HOLY FUCK</p>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_nrsp4wVMnL1rt5rx2_500_0d61d4ae31cb.gif", "thumbnail_width": 300, "thumbnail_height": 300}