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gate guardian stops you with their armored fist out, towering over you by at least 4 feet and tell you that if you want to move through the gate you must solve their riddle and you tell them you can solve any riddle and the gate guardian nods and holds out two swords, one in each hand, and asks you\u00a0\u201cwhich is a cooler sword?\u201d and you stare at them for about 5 minutes with this thought burning in your mind wanting to tell them that that\u2019s not a riddle it\u2019s a question of subjective taste but the fact remains that they\u2019re holding two swords and you\u2019re holding none so you\u2019re pretty worried about pointing that little fact out

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