spacetwinks:

gate guardian stops you with their armored fist out, towering over you by at least 4 feet and tell you that if you want to move through the gate you must solve their riddle and you tell them you can solve any riddle and the gate guardian nods and holds out two swords, one in each hand, and asks you “which is a cooler sword?” and you stare at them for about 5 minutes with this thought burning in your mind wanting to tell them that that’s not a riddle it’s a question of subjective taste but the fact remains that they’re holding two swords and you’re holding none so you’re pretty worried about pointing that little fact out