{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/128980615473/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://voidbat.tumblr.com/post/124684948062\" target=\"_blank\">voidbat</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://alexmuninn.tumblr.com/post/124664681974\" target=\"_blank\">alexmuninn</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul><li>Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie<br/></li>\n<li>Add his boss as a friend on Facebook<br/></li>\n<li>Eat the last of his Nutella</li>\n<li>Text his ex with a \u201cU up?\u201d message</li>\n<li>Tell the IRS he owes back taxes</li>\n<li>Log in to gmail and change his password</li>\n</ul></blockquote>\n<p>every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D<br/><br/>my mom\u2019s addition was always \u201chit him in the face with a vick\u2019s inhaler\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>"}