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xierust:

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missivesfromghosts:

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xierust:

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missivesfromghosts:

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babeland:

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lesbiansandthelivingdead:

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For context. Here is the antique rocking chair dildo

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Antique rocking chair dildo! I\u2019m continually impressed by human ingenuity.

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#tbt

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wow

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Sex furniture is a wonderful thing.

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Here\u2019s something fun:

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Back when he was a prince, Kind Edward VII had to have a special chair made for sex because he was a big guy who preferred big women and regular furniture just wasn\u2019t enough.

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even more amazing. Although I\u2019m struggling to figure out how it all works. It\u2019s clear the woman goes on that top part on her back but what\u2019s with those foot things on the bottom portion? and why the elaborate bottom shape anyway? It seems like it must have a purpose but I don\u2019t know what?

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I forgot to include this diagram!

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