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Whoever told me \u201cthe new Carly Rae Jepsen album is a lot better than you\u2019d expect\u201d, you were correct.

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Whoever told me \u201cthe new Carly Rae Jepsen album is actually really good\u201d, you were incorrect.

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Like the first few songs sound like they could be on Top 40, yet were better than anything I remember when I was listening to Top 40 last week.

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The album starts out banging as fuck. Run Away With Me is a great song. It doesn\u2019t blaze any trails, but the footsteps in follows in are like, Annie, Tegan and Sara, CHVRCHES and happycore vocal anthems, a touch of that laser-wireframe Trapper Keeper \u201880s neo-neon-noir shit we\u2019re about lately, all of which are EXTREMELY my jam.

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The next two are solid - the title track puts some bouncy \u201890s anime BGM instrumentation over what are by all rights (and are delivered as) Jackson 5 lyrics, I Really Like You is simple as hell and fun as hell, with some instrumentation from back when they discovered synthesizers and polyrhythm at the same time and went wild.

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But from there, eh, it gets grim and tryhard real quick, and the things it\u2019s imitating start to get even more painfully obvious. Boy Problems is a Victorious Breakup Song (like WANEGBT) done as ersatz Lucky-era Daft Punk but the lyrics are way too on the nose, the one good memorable line is awkwardly deployed.

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Sonically, Your Type rips CHVRCHES waaaaaay too hard and too directly, and lyrically it\u2019s clear someone sat down to write A Friendzone Song in exactly the same sense you\u2019d sit down to write A Book Report About The Giver

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The rest of the album\u2026 there are some good bits, but half of them I\u2019m like \u201cman I wish this bit was in a better song\u201d and the other half I\u2019m like \u201cman I remember when this bit was in a better song\u201d.

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The one thing I\u2019ll say, compared to the other big \u201880s-throwback pop album of the year, Taylor Swift\u2019s 1989, it draws on the dancier, more disco-influenced, diva-y and tbh gayer stuff of the period, and there\u2019s a few tracks on here that are disposable trash as is but would make great fodder for club dance remixes.

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Now imagine this review being spoken by someone who just straight up butchered someone with an axe.

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