{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Day 1 for President Deez Nuts", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/127443767773/", "html": "<pre>Angela Merkel: \"Mr. President? This is Bundeskanzlerin Merkel of Germany calling to congratulate you on your victory.\"\nDeez Nuts: Thank you so much! Hey, while you're here, how do you say \"these hardships\" in German?\nAngela Merkel:\nDeez Nuts:\nAngela Merkel:\nDeez Nuts:\nAngela Merkel: *sigh* \u00abDiese N\u00f6te.\u00bb</pre>"}