Angela Merkel: "Mr. President? This is Bundeskanzlerin Merkel of Germany calling to congratulate you on your victory."
Deez Nuts: Thank you so much! Hey, while you're here, how do you say "these hardships" in German?
Angela Merkel:
Deez Nuts:
Angela Merkel:
Deez Nuts:
Angela Merkel: *sigh* «Diese Nöte.»