{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: Oh my god, this wall clock takes a D battery? Who the fuck has D batteries anymore?\nalso me: This clock was very obviously...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/125815253873/", "html": "<pre>me: Oh my god, this wall clock takes a D battery? Who the fuck has D batteries anymore?\nalso me: This clock was very obviously made in 1978, which is exactly why you bought it. At the antique mall.\nme: Shut up.</pre>"}