{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "In a bar on Alberta, forgot it had been Last Thursday. Highlights:\n\nGuy who looks like a buff Vanilla Ice, is clearly on some...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/125501438553/", "html": "<p>In a bar on Alberta, forgot it had been Last Thursday. Highlights:</p>\n\n<p>Guy who looks like a buff Vanilla Ice, is clearly on some good drugs comes out of the bathroom looking like he just returned from an adventure, bursts out laughing. &ldquo;I thought it had been coming into *me*,&rdquo; he explains.</p>\n\n<p>Tie-dye hippies out front playing the wood flute and pan pipes\u2026 acceptably.</p>\n\n<p>Two cigarette promo girls. Realize it was the first time I&rsquo;d seen black girls doing it. Start to think, &ldquo;I wonder what the racial breakdown is, and in similar roles like pharmaceutical company represe\u2026&rdquo;, realize the brand they&rsquo;re promoting is Swisher Sweets.</p>"}