In a bar on Alberta, forgot it had been Last Thursday. Highlights:

Guy who looks like a buff Vanilla Ice, is clearly on some good drugs comes out of the bathroom looking like he just returned from an adventure, bursts out laughing. “I thought it had been coming into *me*,” he explains.

Tie-dye hippies out front playing the wood flute and pan pipes… acceptably.

Two cigarette promo girls. Realize it was the first time I’d seen black girls doing it. Start to think, “I wonder what the racial breakdown is, and in similar roles like pharmaceutical company represe…”, realize the brand they’re promoting is Swisher Sweets.