In high school I was the go-to guy for all the kids to ask questions about drugs, not because I had much experience (I don’t think I even smoked tobacco or drank alcohol until 11th grade) but because I read a lot about them. Anyway, at some point I realized that people thought they put drugs up their nose so as to breathe them, so I worked up a snappy rhyme to correct them:

Insufflation
(to the tune of Frère Jacques)

Insufflation!
Insufflation!
Up the nose!
Up the nose!
Through the mucous membrane
Through the mucous membrane
There it goes
There it goes