{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Admit It: You People Want To See How Far This Goes, Don\u2019t You?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/124703498928/", "html": "<a href=\"http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/admit-it-you-people-want-see-how-far-goes-dont-you-50895\">Admit It: You People Want To See How Far This Goes, Don\u2019t You?</a>\n<blockquote><p>My campaign\u2019s just barely begun and I\u2019ve already got you begging for more. Sure, you can <i>say</i>\n you oppose me or that you don\u2019t even take me seriously. But let me ask \nyou: How many articles have you read about Ted Cruz lately? How many \nnews segments have you watched on Bobby Jindal? Or Rand Paul? But if \nthose stories have the name \u201cDonald Trump\u201d in them, well, look who \nsuddenly can\u2019t get enough.<br/></p><p>The thing is, I\u2019ve got all of you \neating out of my hand and I haven\u2019t even released a single campaign \ncommercial yet. Don\u2019t look me in the eye and tell me you don\u2019t want to \nstick around and see what <i>that</i> looks like, because you and I both\n know these ads are going to be absolutely incredible. I\u2019ll be standing \nthere projecting my best presidential air, saying \u201cI\u2019m Donald Trump, and\n I approve this message,\u201d and you won\u2019t be able to take your eyes off \nit.<br/></p><p>You keep obsessing over every little thing I do and say, and I promise you\u2019ll get your commercials real soon.</p></blockquote>"}