{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if you elect me for president, i promise to shoot the constitution with a gun, thereby formally dissolving the united states. as...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/124545266638/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://quoms.tumblr.com/post/124369775314/if-you-elect-me-for-president-i-promise-to-shoot\" target=\"_blank\">quoms</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>if you elect me for president, i promise to shoot the constitution with a gun, thereby formally dissolving the united states. as part of my acts as president i will also issue an eleventh-hour executive order allowing other people to shoot the constitution with a gun</p></blockquote>"}