{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Yeh MOM??? \ntaylorswift", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/124400404743/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://taylorswift.tumblr.com/post/124388806205/sarahwearsamask-yeh-mom-taylorswift-isnt\" target=\"_blank\">taylorswift</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://sarahwearsamask.tumblr.com/post/124090539381/yeh-mom-taylorswift\" target=\"_blank\">sarahwearsamask</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Yeh MOM??? \n<a href=\"http://tmblr.co/mV4Fl3h9EtbA_AoZ0ZPG8QQ\" target=\"_blank\">taylorswift</a></p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Isn\u2019t that just the normal way to hold cellular phones?<br/>I\u2019m very confused now. I\u2019m going to work on my cross stitch for a while to get my mind off of it. <br/>By the way, young lady, shouldn\u2019t you be asleep at this hour? </p><p>Okay so maybe I see your point.<br/>But only when I have my reading glasses on.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Taylor Swift is her audience as they see themselves, that\u2019s her thing she\u2019s her audience as they see themselves, and when her audience comes around to seeing themselves as fuckable office moms (and they will, and it will blindside you because you\u2019ll expect 2020 to act like 2015 same as you expected 2015 to act like 1998) she will be the MOST fuckable office mom holy shit<br/></p>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_nrhtqm8ctw1rdf5pzo1_1280_6767b686dc24.jpg\" />\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_nrhtqm8ctw1rdf5pzo2_640_5a045875bec9.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_nrhtqm8ctw1rdf5pzo1_1280_6767b686dc24.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 1034, "thumbnail_height": 896}