{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "For the first time in my life someone got me with the whole \"unscrew the salt shaker lid so when it's next used they'll dump it...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/123418242333/", "html": "<p>For the first time in my life someone got me with the whole &ldquo;unscrew the salt shaker lid so when it&rsquo;s next used they&rsquo;ll dump it all over&rdquo; trick, only they did it with a goddamn squeeze bottle of ketchup.</p>"}