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nihilsupernum:

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kontextmaschine:

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nihilsupernum:

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kontextmaschine it\u2019s a shitty facsimile of what it should have been but technically, i did do it

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I\u2019m pretty sure this is the first time someone\u2019s created and dedicated a piece of art to me, that\u2019s a good omen.

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im sorry that the first person to create and dedicate a piece of art to you was me

wait, seriously? i guess being a cult leader on the internet has gotten easier over time but i mean, there were people who thought i was a literal prophet when i was 14

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Well, let me think. That first girlfriend did knit me a multicolored scarf for my birthday in 9th grade. Apparently while she was doing it unbeknownst to me I saw her wearing one she had knitted for herself earlier and mentioned that I had never seen the appeal of scarves and could never see myself wearing one, which oof.

(Also once for another birthday a bunch of classmates and I played paintball and then were eating at Friendly\u2019s and someone ordered root beer and I went off on how I hated it and it turned out someone had got me a root beer making kit as a present. I have some sort of gift curse I guess. Also I dunno what that was about, I kinda like root beer now.)

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