{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "VADER, COME ON, MAN. IT\u2019S 1999. GOTH IS SO PLAYED OUT. IT\u2019S ALL ABOUT\u00a0RAVES\u00a0NOW. YOU WANT TO GO TO A CLUB AND LISTEN TO HORRIBLE...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/12304584939/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://animalstalkinginallcaps.tumblr.com/post/12284388579/vader-come-on-man-its-1999-goth-is-so-played\" target=\"_blank\">animalstalkinginallcaps</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>VADER, COME ON, MAN. IT\u2019S 1999. GOTH IS SO PLAYED OUT. IT\u2019S ALL ABOUT\u00a0<em>RAVES\u00a0</em>NOW. YOU WANT TO GO TO A CLUB AND LISTEN TO HORRIBLE GLOOMY DANCE MUSIC, WHICH IS AN OXYMORON BY THE WAY, THEN STAND AROUND AND BE ANTISOCIAL IN THE MIDDLE OF A COUPLE HUNDRED PEOPLE? THAT\u2019S RIDICULOUS. YOU COULD COME WITH ME AND SOME SWEATY, SMILING E BUNNY WITH A CANDY NECKLACE WILL BE RUBBING YOUR HELMET IN UNDER FIVE MINUTES, PLUS BLACK IS SO \u2026 I DON\u2019T KNOW, BLACK, YOU KNOW? WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE ONE COLOR GOING ON? RAVES ARE LIKE A RAINBOW MADE OF DRUGS.\u00a0</p>\n<p>GUYS, BACK ME UP HERE. TELL CAPTAIN VAMPIRE POETRY HE\u2019D BE A LOT LESS UPTIGHT IF HE WAS ON A COUPLE TABS AND SHAKING HIS ASS.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_lu3ad8ZEWK1qmf9gqo1_500_b00d74e631b0.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_lu3ad8ZEWK1qmf9gqo1_500_b00d74e631b0.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 496, "thumbnail_height": 419}