{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ugh, tricycle \u201cmotorcycles\u201d. Dude, if you want to take your ladyfriend riding in the open air but you don\u2019t like the whole...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/123022628083/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/123017404153/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Ugh, tricycle \u201cmotorcycles\u201d. Dude, if you want to take your ladyfriend riding in the open air but you don\u2019t like the whole two-wheel thing, get a goddamn Miata.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Also: sidecars. Get a Ural, dipshit.<br/></p>"}