shrine to the prophet of americana

My Facebook feed right now

- lots of people with rainbowified avatars

- several people making that same dumb “my feed looks like a war broke out between the confederacy and Skittles” joke

- no one with a rebel flag avatar

- a rainbow-avatar straight girl from high school saying that no one on HER feed had a rebel flag avatar, so she must be doing something right

- that same girl posting the results of an online IQ test (she got 106)