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At a punk bar, a girl trying to be stern with her boy, “I pay for that bed, you don’t get to bring drunk randoms home and fuck...

At a punk bar, a girl trying to be stern with her boy, “I pay for that bed, you don’t get to bring drunk randoms home and fuck them in it”. He just laughs at her.

Two or three cycles later she’s still playing stern but it’s softened to “if you’re going to fuck strangers in our bed *while they’re on their period* you have to put down at least two towels”

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