{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/121626455178/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://dimitrajoy.tumblr.com/post/120738537642/idk-what-this-ad-is-actually-saying-but-it-sure-as\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dimitrajoy</a>:</p><blockquote><p>idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today</p></blockquote>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_npg6puYjFD1qj0u2io1_1280_2b683fabcb2b.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_npg6puYjFD1qj0u2io1_1280_2b683fabcb2b.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 1280, "thumbnail_height": 1707}