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The weirdest thing wasn’t the guy on Alberta with the EX-GAY smock and SIN = DEATH sign, it was wondering “hey, wasn’t that the guy on 92nd with the neon shorts and ‘I’M GAY’ sandwich board a few months back?”

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If it is, he’s either a compulsive over-sharer with a big recent change in his life, or a humiliation fetishist whose mistress gives him assignments covering all the bases.

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