{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The late '90s? Wouldn't you have still been in high school then?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/120594896558/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>The late '90s? Wouldn't you have still been in high school then?</p></div>\n<p>Did the faire summers after my 9th (which was middle school for us) and 10th grades.</p><p>THAT was the place my first gf brought me along to. Honestly if she'd\u2019ve posed it as a polyamory thing I\u2019d\u2019ve been more okay with it. Probably would\u2019ve realized I was *supposed* to fuck that one girl.</p><p>Seriously though, have you ever MET faire folk?</p><p>I see the breathless, wide-eyed shock from contemporary young fandom convention workers, Did You Know [so-and-so] Has A Reputation For ~FLIRTING WITH~ His Teenage Fans</p><p>and it\u2019s like</p><p>::blink::</p><p>::blink::</p><p>::blink::</p><p>HAHAHAHAHAHA</p><p>HAHAGAHA</p><p>hahahaHAHAhaha</p><p>Hahahaha</p><p>hooooooooly <i>shit</i>, dude</p>"}