Did the faire summers after my 9th (which was middle school for us) and 10th grades.

THAT was the place my first gf brought me along to. Honestly if she'd’ve posed it as a polyamory thing I’d’ve been more okay with it. Probably would’ve realized I was *supposed* to fuck that one girl.

Seriously though, have you ever MET faire folk?

I see the breathless, wide-eyed shock from contemporary young fandom convention workers, Did You Know [so-and-so] Has A Reputation For ~FLIRTING WITH~ His Teenage Fans

and it’s like

::blink::

::blink::

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HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAGAHA

hahahaHAHAhaha

Hahahaha

hooooooooly shit, dude